why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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