How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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black people

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Women's rights.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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