You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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ask me if im a door yes

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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