Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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