- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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