- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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