What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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