there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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