jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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