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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

ejaculation JLR

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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