- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

The queen having a shit

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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