Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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