Tim likes girls

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Turkeys are obese

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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