- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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