a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

your so fat. your fat!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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