a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Get it? More.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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