- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

The GOV and the WHO?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Pickles are moist.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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