What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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It's all Taggart

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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