- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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