Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Caramel Boing.

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Anti Joke

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