What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

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