What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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