gingers

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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