- Anti Joke

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Penis

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

13 =B you just learned something

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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