- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

13 =B you just learned something

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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