- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Irish sobriety

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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