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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Women's rights.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

sucks Syntax...

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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