What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How High is a Chinese man

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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willam dafoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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