What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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