- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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