89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Your existance.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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