Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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