911 jokes are just plane wrong

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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