A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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