What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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