- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call an arab ?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

whats brown and sticky a stick

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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