Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A bar walks into a man

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

This is funny.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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