- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A cat playing laser tag.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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