- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

It's all Taggart

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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