Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

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