Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

where is the world?

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

women's rights

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...