- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Canadians

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

penisvaginaorgasm

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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