- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

mexicans fishing

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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