- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Camerons hair is Curly..

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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