- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what goes boo a sock

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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