- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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