when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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