- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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