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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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