- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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